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| Our weekend destination. |
Such a fun weekend! It's insanely easy and inexpensive to leave Panama City, and as it turns out, there are plenty of places only a few hours away that are well worth the trip. Early Saturday morning I caught a bus bound for El Valle de Anton with Sam and Nicole, a 125 km trip for the cool price of $4.25. El Valle (The Valley) is a caldera, basically a bowl formed by a volcanic collapse, and is known for its beautiful scenery, extensive hiking trails, and hot springs. This was our first time making a trip out of the city, and you can get by in El Valle without being terribly travel-savvy, so it seemed like a good choice.
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| The back building, where our room was. |
First thing when we arrived we checked in to a hostel so we could ditch the majority of our stuff before checking out the area. We went to the far extreme of thrift for our lodgings, choosing La Casa de Juan that only charged $10 a night, so we were pleasently surprised by how nice it turned out to be. It was basically someone's home with a separate guest house that had been converted into several rooms and dormitories. In the courtyard between the buildings there was a garden with all kinds of interesting plants and flowers, as well as chickens, rabbits, turtles, dogs, iguannas, and countless other animals. Except for the rooms, the vast majority of the space was open-air or awning-covered, including the dining room, living room, and part of the kitchen. There were only a handful of other guests when we got there, so we were able to get a private, secured room (there was a big music festival in the city, so it wasn't as big a travel weekend as usual). The room itself was a bit dingy, but considering we would only be there for one night and would be out in the town 90% of the time, we didn't worry about it too much. And the owner Juan was remarkably helpful and kind to us, giving us a map and showing us photos of what to expect from the various trails and attractions. We rented some bikes from the guy for $5 a piece and headed off into town.

The bikes turned out to be a TERRIBLE investment. All three had seats that couldn't be tightened enough, so as soon as you put your weight on them they would sink down and tilt back. I spent the vast majority of the time riding as if I were on a chopper or just standing on the pedals. And Nicole had the additional issue of a leak in both tires so that within an hour of leaving the hostel she was basically riding directly on the rims. The worst part was that she hadn't ridden a bike in years and was in the rear, constantly falling behind. She assumed she was just out of biking shape and never said anything to us or checked her bike. A good chunk of the day had passed and we had zipped all over town by the time I fell in behind her and realized what was going on. Our hostel was on the far end of town, so we just dealt with the bike issues and took regular walking brakes to make it work. Next time I wont hesitate to shell out the extra money for a decent bike - those three were all such pains!
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| One of the petroglyphs. |
Our first stop of the day was the botanical garden and zoo in the north side of the caldera. There were some pretty cool animals, including a jaguarundi, a mongoose, and some golden frogs, but for the most part it was like any other zoo I've been to. The trail between exhibits and the picnicking/resting areas were really well done though, making it a very pleasant loop to walk. After a quick lunch we went to the west side of the crater to do a hike that led up to some petroglyphs that supposedly depicted a map of the valley and its major features. For me, it felt a lot like looking at the constellations - I can see how others are able to pick them out and make the shapes, but I'm utterly hopeless when it comes to doing it myself. Despite the explanations given by some of the local kids (they gave a hell of a presentation for only a couple quarters), all I could really see were some animals, a human, and a raincloud, maybe. Nonetheless, they were still very cool to see and the hike took us up along a stream with falls and pools to a cool vantage point looking down into the valley. Also, the kid-historians had me in on some kind of joke that went way over my head and repeatedly cried out "india dormida" (sleeping indian) to me while laughing hysterically, both on my way up and down. As much as I've thought about it since then, I'm still clueless as to what the funny part was.
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The roaches particularly liked to dart out from behind the tapestry. |
By the time we got back into town, it was getting dark and we decided to stop for dinner before returning to the hostel. Thus, by the time we arrived at the hostel, it was totally dark, which magnified the horror of what I'm about to describe. There's almost no outdoor lighting at La Casa de Juan, so when we opened up the door to our room, we couldn't see much at all until we flipped the light switch. And the second we did, I could see movement from every side of the room. The table next to our door was the easiest to focus in on, and that's where I saw at least three or four insects scamper for the shadows. I had gone most of the day ignoring my fears and pretending it wouldn't be an issue, but now there was no denying that we'd be sharing our room for the night, with earwigs and cockroaches from the looks of it. We spent the next few hours trying to distract ourselves by playing cards and planning out the next day, but it was hard to avoid seeing the little shapes darting from one shadow to the next. A unanimous decision was made to keep our light on all night to keep our friends as inactive as possible and I slept in a button up and full-length pants, tucked into my socks (which should not be too surprising for most of you!). Surprisingly, I slept pretty well, waking up in a panic only once or twice, thinking one of the little guys had found skin. Sam and Nicole fared much worse, tossing and turning all night.
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| Our guide through the trails. |
But lo and behold, we survived the night! Fortunately, I had convinced everyone to get up early anyway so that we could go on a hike up the mountains behind our hostel (basically on the east side) and get to the top while we still had early morning low light. When I woke to the sound of my alarm at 6:00 AM, Sam and Nicole were both already sitting up in their beds, looking miserable. As we were leaving the hostel, one of the dogs came running after us through a hole in the gate, looking downright offended that we would even consider going without her. She ended up leading the way to exactly where we needed to go for the hike and would always stop about 50 yards ahead of us to look back and wait for us to catch up. There were even a few unlabeled forks that we would not have known what to do with, but our guide led us right to the ridge where we wanted to be. The view from up there was amazing, far surpassing what we had done the day before on the petroglyph hike. The trail took us to one of the highest points on that side of the caldera, from which we could look west and see the entire valley or look east and see an endless expanse of Panama down below. There were small clouds rolling out of the valley and dumping a fine mist on us as we sat and enjoyed the views, which made for a very satisfying end to the hike and also gave us some great pictures. Far and above everything else, this morning excursion is what I enjoyed most about the weekend. Dead tired though we were by the time we got back down into the valley, we were all in great spirits, not least the little dog, who refused to leave our side after our adventure together.

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Some of us enjoyed the experience more than others... |
As a lovely follow up to so much work so early in the day, we decided to treat ourselves with a visit to the hot springs. It's much cooler up in El Valle than it is down in the city, so the idea of hanging out in some hot pools as the afternoon approached was not as insane as you may be thinking. When we got there, a few tourist buses were parked near the entrance, but once we paid, got the tour and explanation, changed, and stored our bags, it was starting to clear out and actually ended up being pretty mellow. In addition to a couple of lounging pools, the place also offered muds with supposed healing properties, which I naturally applied all over my face. It was pretty funny to see everyone walking around looking like zombies or members of the Insane Clown Posse. Mud truly is the great equalizer - everyone looks equally ridiculous when they paint their bodies with it! It was great to spend some time just relaxing and zoning out; between the awful bikes and all the hiking I was feeling just as tired as if we'd been working in the field. There were a few too many old men in tiny Speedos for my taste, but other than that the hot springs definitely earned a thumbs-up in my book!
I'm writting this after just getting back into Panama City, surprising myself that I have enough energy to even do so. But even with the scary room and the terrible bicycles, I had an amazing time and wanted to get the details right before they start to fade and mix. I took over 150 pictures these past two days, so even just deciding which to include here is quite the task.